My Accidental Text Message

| November 24th, 2023    KASSI UNDERWOOD

Twas the morning of American Thanksgiving, and all through my Brooklyn apartment, not a creature was stirring, because my boyfriend and I had broken up the night before, and my 5-year-old son was with his father…

I lay in bed, asking myself what I would like to do with the now unexpectedly wide open holiday.

My Self answered: I would like to get all jazzed up for the launch of my free 2-hour business immersion.

Just then, my phone buzzed. I pulled it to my face and saw that it was one of those random numbers generated for sales text messages.

Who is sending sales texts on Thanksgiving!? I wondered. Not the vibe…

Then I opened the text message and read: “Hey, it’s Kassi! Want an insane Black Friday deal…?”

Cringe. Me?

Gah, no… yuck. Bleh. I did not want an “insane” deal today, not even from myself.

It was a bureaucratic error. That text was not supposed to go out on Thanksgiving.

I lay in bed, seized, for a moment, with panic.

How do I make this right? Do I send *another* text… on this already dubious holiday that is nonetheless a meaningful pause for family time… to apologize for the first one?

Do I send a correction text tomorrow?

Do I praise the Universe for this error, because perhaps one person whose life would be forever changed by my “insane” Black Friday deal would see the text ONLY because it was accidentally sent on Thanksgiving?

Obviously you know what I decided to do: tell you the truth.

As the wisdom goes, we are spiritual beings having a human experience, and that includes the human experience of business.

It’s all a big experiment, and as with every other area of life, the experiment works best on a foundation of spiritual principles. Eff up? Tell the truth.

As it happens, my “insane” Black Friday deal is truly hot sh*t. I haven’t been this excited about a new offer in a while.

Here’s how it works:

First, you come to my free 2-hour Immersion next Friday, December 1st, called Crazy Easy Business: The Frequency + Foundations to Get Your Business Off The Ground in 5 Days + Make 10K-30K Months… without a Gazillion Social Media Followers or a Fancy Website.

Sign up here: kassiunderwood.com/crazyeasybusiness

At the Immersion, I’ll announce my “insane” (belated) Black Friday Deal… and you’ll have 24 hours to get it.

(Big hint: Imagine laying your moneymaking business foundations in 5 days; attending an online launch prep retreat with done-for-you scripts + hands-on tech support; then, the moment you’ve been waiting for: metaphysical guidance through a full 4-week launch to bring a long-held financial desire to fruition, all by the end of January 2024. Yes, you will learn to bask in the hilarity of your own business snafus, and to spin them into gold. On December 1st, you will have 24 hours to get into this brand new live 6-week course at a fraction of the rate.)

A replay will be available.

I should also add that there is no better cure for a breakup on Thanksgiving than eating an entire pizza in lace lingerie and having your own business creation into which you can sink your aching heart and be of service to others.

I can’t wait to see you next Friday.

With love,
Kassi
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My Accidental Text Message

| November 24th, 2024    KASSI UNDERWOOD

Twas the morning of American Thanksgiving, and all through my Brooklyn apartment, not a creature was stirring, because my boyfriend and I had broken up the night before, and my 5-year-old son was with his father…

I lay in bed, asking myself what I would like to do with the now unexpectedly wide open holiday.

My Self answered: I would like to get all jazzed up for the launch of my free 2-hour business immersion.

Just then, my phone buzzed. I pulled it to my face and saw that it was one of those random numbers generated for sales text messages.

Who is sending sales texts on Thanksgiving!? I wondered. Not the vibe…

Then I opened the text message and read: “Hey, it’s Kassi! Want an insane Black Friday deal…?”

Cringe. Me?

Gah, no… yuck. Bleh. I did not want an “insane” deal today, not even from myself.

It was a bureaucratic error. That text was not supposed to go out on Thanksgiving.

I lay in bed, seized, for a moment, with panic.

How do I make this right? Do I send *another* text… on this already dubious holiday that is nonetheless a meaningful pause for family time… to apologize for the first one?

Do I send a correction text tomorrow?

Do I praise the Universe for this error, because perhaps one person whose life would be forever changed by my “insane” Black Friday deal would see the text ONLY because it was accidentally sent on Thanksgiving?

Obviously you know what I decided to do: tell you the truth.

As the wisdom goes, we are spiritual beings having a human experience, and that includes the human experience of business.

It’s all a big experiment, and as with every other area of life, the experiment works best on a foundation of spiritual principles. Eff up? Tell the truth.

As it happens, my “insane” Black Friday deal is truly hot sh*t. I haven’t been this excited about a new offer in a while.

Here’s how it works:

First, you come to my free 2-hour Immersion next Friday, December 1st, called Crazy Easy Business: The Frequency + Foundations to Get Your Business Off The Ground in 5 Days + Make 10K-30K Months… without a Gazillion Social Media Followers or a Fancy Website.

Sign up here: kassiunderwood.com/crazyeasybusiness

At the Immersion, I’ll announce my “insane” (belated) Black Friday Deal… and you’ll have 24 hours to get it.

(Big hint: Imagine laying your moneymaking business foundations in 5 days; attending an online launch prep retreat with done-for-you scripts + hands-on tech support; then, the moment you’ve been waiting for: metaphysical guidance through a full 4-week launch to bring a long-held financial desire to fruition, all by the end of January 2024. Yes, you will learn to bask in the hilarity of your own business snafus, and to spin them into gold. On December 1st, you will have 24 hours to get into this brand new live 6-week course at a fraction of the rate.)

A replay will be available.

I should also add that there is no better cure for a breakup on Thanksgiving than eating an entire pizza in lace lingerie and having your own business creation into which you can sink your aching heart and be of service to others.

I can’t wait to see you next Friday.

With love,
Kassi
X